{"id":2722,"date":"2010-09-05T22:37:21","date_gmt":"2010-09-05T21:37:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.widmann.org.uk\/?p=2722"},"modified":"2010-09-05T22:37:21","modified_gmt":"2010-09-05T21:37:21","slug":"i-found-a-jesus-troll-in-the-composter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/widmanniana.org\/blog\/i-found-a-jesus-troll-in-the-composter\/","title":{"rendered":"I found a Jesus troll in the dalek"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: left; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/pgautier\/4961731270\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4109\/4961731270_978cd9d8b6_m.jpg\" alt=\"\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000;\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;\"><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/pgautier\/4961731270\/\">Garden Spud<\/a><br \/>\nOriginally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/pgautier\/\">PhylB<\/a><br \/>\n<\/span>\n<\/div>\n<p>We noticed that a potato plant had started growing out of an opening in our composter (or our <i>dalek<\/i>, as we prefer to call it).<\/p>\n<p>When I dug it out, it had grown only one new potato, but it was probably the weirdest-looking spud I had ever seen.<\/p>\n<p>It clearly had a face, as can be seen on the photo, but it didn&#8217;t look anything like Jesus, as you would have expected from all the media stories about people seeing him in their toast or Ikea&#8217;s toilet.<\/p>\n<p>It most closely resembled a troll, so I must conclude it was a Jesus troll.<\/p>\n<p>We had it for dinner yesterday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Garden Spud Originally uploaded by PhylB We noticed that a potato plant had started growing out of an opening in our composter (or our dalek, as we prefer to call it). When I dug it out, it had grown only one new potato, but it was probably the weirdest-looking spud I had ever seen. It clearly had a face, as can be seen on the photo, but it didn&#8217;t look anything like Jesus, as you would have expected from all the media stories about people seeing him [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[159,106,109,134],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-en","category-fooddrink","category-gardening","category-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/widmanniana.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/widmanniana.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/widmanniana.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/widmanniana.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/widmanniana.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2722"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/widmanniana.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2722\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/widmanniana.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/widmanniana.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/widmanniana.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}