{"id":70,"date":"2006-06-19T22:10:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-19T21:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.widmann.org.uk\/?p=70"},"modified":"2006-06-19T22:10:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-19T21:10:00","slug":"free-umbrella","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/widmanniana.org\/blog\/free-umbrella\/","title":{"rendered":"Free umbrella"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.twid.bibulus.org\/uploaded_images\/paraply-709183.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.twid.bibulus.org\/uploaded_images\/paraply-700331.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>When I got home today, I saw that I had received a small package.  I was a bit surprised, since I wasn&#8217;t expecting anything, but my surprise grew when I opened it and found that it contained a perfectly good umbrella.  It seems some dog-loving charity thinks I&#8217;d like to give money to improve the lives of dogs in South Africa.  They don&#8217;t know me very well, it seems. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I got home today, I saw that I had received a small package. I was a bit surprised, since I wasn&#8217;t expecting anything, but my surprise grew when I opened it and found that it contained a perfectly good umbrella. It seems some dog-loving charity thinks I&#8217;d like to give money to improve the lives of dogs in South Africa. They don&#8217;t know me very well, it seems. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[159,113],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-en","category-humour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/widmanniana.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/widmanniana.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/widmanniana.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/widmanniana.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/widmanniana.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/widmanniana.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/widmanniana.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/widmanniana.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/widmanniana.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}